Down at the Lido they welcome you
with sausage & beer
Klaus and The Rooster have been there too
But lately he spends his time here

Hangin’ with the mayor and all his friends
And nobody cares
Where the sailor shuts out the sunrise
Blacked out on the stairs

Knock twice
rap with your cane
Feels nice
you’re out of the rain

We got your skinny girl
Here at the Western World